Jesus Christ Returns to Announce That He’s Not Returning

For some of you, I’m God. For others of you, I’m a prophet. For others still, I’m a fairy tale. None of that fucking matters. I came back only to say that I am definitely not coming back.

Jesus is pissed.

Writer, painter, cat fancier, troublemaker, democratic socialist, & antifascist.

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